The Difference in Government Economic Systems

Communism: You have two cows. The Government takes both of them and gives you part of the milk.

Socialism: You have two cows. The government takes one cow and gives it to your neighbor.

Fascism: You have two cows. The government takes both cows and sells you the milk.

Nazism: You have two cows. The government takes both cows, then shoots you.

Bureaucracy: You have two cows. The governments takes both cows, shoots one and milks the other, then pours the milk down the drain.

Free-Market Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one of them and buy a bull to start a herd.