Skeleton Jokes


What did the Skeleton order with his Coke?

A Mop!
 


Why didn't the Skeleton go the the dance?

He didn't have any body to go with!
 


Why couldn't the Skeleton go skydiving?

He didn't have the guts.
 


What instrument does a skeleton play?

The Trom-Bone.
 


Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

To get to the Body Shop!
 


What do you call a stupid skeleton?

Bone head
 


How does a skeleton open doors?

With a skeleton key.
 


How do you tell the difference between a male skeleton and a female skeleton?

The female skeleton is the one with the diamond ring.
 

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