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Some VERY BUNNY Easter Jokes

Q: What kinds of books do bunnies like?

A: Ones with hoppy endings!

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Q: What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?

A: A receding hareline.

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Q: Why'd Humpty Dumpty take two aspirin?

A: He had a really bad eggache!

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Q: How do you catch a very unique bunny?

A: Unique up on it!

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Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot?

A: It's been nice gnawing you!

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Q: Why did the rabbit cross the road?

A: Because it was the chicken's day off. Obviously!

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Q: What did the psychiatrist call the Easter Bunny?

A: Eggomaniacal!!!

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Q: Where does Valentine's Day comes after Easter?

A: In Merriam-Webster's Collegiate Dictionary!

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Q: Why does Peter Cottontail hop down the bunny trail?

A: Because his folks wouldn't let him borrow the car!

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Q: Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?

A: Because it's always on a sundae!

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Q: How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?

A: With a hare dryer, or course!

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Q: What did one colored egg say to the other?

A: "Heard any good yolks lately!"

More Easter Riddles

Why did the magician have to cancel his show?
He'd just washed his hare and couldn't do a thing with it.

Do you know how bunnies stay in shape?
Hareobics.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and the Easter Bunny?
A good Easter.

What would you call the Easter Bunny if he married a chicken?
The very first rabbit to lay an egg!


What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rabbit?
An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots!

What do you call the Easter Bunny after a hard day's work?
Tired.

What do you get when you find a rabbit with no hair?
A hairless hare!

How does a rabbit keep his fur looking good?
With hare spray!

What does a rooster say to a hen he likes?
Your one hot chick!

What do you call a dumb bunny?
A hare brain!

What did the rabbits do after their wedding?
Went on their bunnymoon!

Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
He was having a bad hare day!

Why can't a rabbit's nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!

What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
They lived hoppily ever after!

"Why are you studying your Easter candy?"
"I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"

\Why did a fellow rabbit say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered?
Because he is eggocentric.

How do bunnies stay healthy?
Eggercise

What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
An egghead.

Why are people always tired in April?
Because they just finished a march

How do you catch a unique bunny?
Unique up on it!!

Why was the rabbit rubbing his head?
Because he had a eggache! (headache)

Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken!

Why is the letter A like a flower?
A bee comes after it

Why did the Easter egg hide?
He was a little chicken!

What do you call a duck who plays basketball?
A slam duck.

What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter parade?
Hot, cross bunnies.

What is the end of Easter?
The letter R.

Why did the bunny go to the dance?
To do the bunny hop!

Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
Because it has four rabbit's feet!

Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

What grows between your nose and chin?
Tulips.

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