do you know when you're too old to go Trick or Treating?
10. You get winded
from knocking on the door.
9. You have to have someone else chew
the candy for you.
8. You ask for high fiber candy only.
7. When someone drops a candy bar in your
bag, you lose your balance and fall over.
6. People say, "Great Old Geeser's Mask!"
and you're not wearing a mask.
5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick
or..." and can't remember the rest.
4. Your carry your false teeth stuck onto
your candy apples.
3. You have to carefully choose a costume
that won't dislodge your hairpiece.
2. You're the only Power Ranger in the
neighborhood with a walker.
1. When you bring home some Sour Powers,
your spouse pours spaghetti sauce over them and serves them for