Fourth of July Jokes

Q: What would you get if you crossed the first signer of the Declaration of Independence with a rooster?

A: John Hancock-a-doodle-doo!!!

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Q: What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?

A: The Americans licked the British!

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Q: Why did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to Lexington?

A: Because it was too heavy to carry!

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Q: Why did the British cross the Atlantic?

A: To get to the other tide!

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Q: Which colonists told the lamest jokes?

A: Punsylvanians!

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Q: What would you get if you crossed a patriot with a small curly-haired dog?

A: Yankee Poodle!

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Q: What would you get if you crossed George Washington's home with nasty insects?

A: Mt. Vermin!

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Q: What would you get if you crossed George Washington with cattle feed?

A: The Fodder of Our Country!!!