Halloween Riddles

What do birds give out on Halloween?
Tweets!
How can you tell when windows are scared?
They get shudders!
How do you know if a ghost is lying?
You can see right through him!
Why wasn't the vampire working?
He was on his coffin break!
What is a mummy's favorite music?
Rap!
Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
Because of his coffin!
Why did the vampire need mouthwash?
He had bat breath!
How do you mend a broken Jack-o'lantern?
With a pumpkin patch!
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o'lantern by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi!
What haunts your house and clucks?
A poultry-gheist!
How do ghosts begin letters?
"Tomb it may concern..."
What was the witch's favorite subject in school?
Spelling!

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