The Wisdom of Paul Harvey
In times like these, it is helpful to remember that there have always been times like these.
Golf is a game in which you yell "Fore!" shoot six, and write down five.
If there is a 50-50 chance that something can go wrong, then 9 times out of ten it will.
Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave.
Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be.
Now you know the rest of the story.