Read the proverbs below. Decide what is wrong with them. Then, rewrite them in their original form....okay, they won't sound as funny, but see if you can do it anyway!
As you make your bed so shall you...mess it up.
Better be safe than...punch a 5th grader.
Strike while the...bug is close.
It's always darkest before...daylight savings time.
Never under estimate the power...of termites.
Don't bite the hand that...looks dirty.
If you lie down with the dogs, you'll...stink in the morning.
Love all, trust.. me.
An idle mind is...the best way to relax.
Where there's smoke, there's... pollution.
A penny saved is...not much.
Two's company, three's...the musketeers.
Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and...you have to blow your nose.
Children should be seen and not... spanked or grounded.
If at first you don't succeed...get new batteries.
You get out of something what you...see pictured on the box.
When the blind leadeth the blind...get out of the way.