CHRISTIAN BUMPERSTICKERS 

  * Want to prevent burning? Use Son block!

  * Be ye fishers of men.You catch them - He'll clean them. 
 

  * Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous. 

 

  * Don't put a question mark where God put a period. 

 

  * Don't wait for 6 strongmen to take you to church. 

 

  * Forbidden fruits create many jams. 

 

  * God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called 

 

  * God grades on the cross,not the curve. 

 

  * God loves everyone, but probably prefers fruits of the spirit 
over religious nuts.
 

   * God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage. 

 

   * If God is your Co-pilot- swap seats! 

 

   * Most people want to serve God, but only in an advisory capacity. 

 

   * Prayer: Don't give God instructions - just report for duty! 

 

   * The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us. 

 

   * The Will of God will never take you to where the Grace of God 
will not protect you. 
 

   * We don't change the message, the message changes us. 

 

More GREAT Christian One-Liners
 

   HEAVENLY MATHEMATICS: 

   The best mathematical equation : 

      1 cross 

    + 3 nails 

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      4given....... 

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