of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's
much too dark to read."-- Groucho Marx
|"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies."-- Gene Hill|
|"Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!"-- Anne Tyler|
animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely
certain that he can hold his own in the conversation."
-- Fran Lebowitz
|"If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise."-- Unknown|
|"Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives."-- Sue Murphy|
|"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down."-- Robert Benchley|
his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs."
-- Aldous Huxley
|"In dog years, I'm dead."-- Unknown|
wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult."
-- Rita Rudner
|A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. -- Josh Billings|
|If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. - Will Rogers|
|Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of late-breaking dog news items, which, if they are especially urgent, are often continued in the next yard. - Dave Barry|
reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail
instead of his tongue. -Anonymous
|My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money. -- Joe Weinstein|