Ten Commandments, Texas Version

1. Just one God
2. Honor yer ma and pa
3. No tellin tales or gossipin'
4. Git yourself to Sunday meeting
5. Put nothin before God
6. No foolin' around with another feller's gal
7. No killin'
8. Watch your mouth
9. Don't take what ain't yers
10. Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff